Just Funny

I thought this was so funny. Hope you do to!

The following is an anonymous letter from a mother:

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those you have children this age, this is not funny. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control!
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4" deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-yeard old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 foot room.
5. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it is already too late.
6. A 6-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
7. Certain legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old
8. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
9. Super glue is forever.
10. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.
11. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
12. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
13. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
14. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
15. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy!