Funny, funny, funny

So, I was watching Glenn Beck last night on TV and he had a little segment about this woman, Linda Hill, who has survived breast cancer. She is a really funny lady who started producing t-shirts with these funny sayings on them in an effort to kind of 'mentally cope with' her cancer. She sells them now online at http://www.somuchmoreonline.com/ ($2.00 from every shirts goes to the Huntsman Cancer Institute). Below are the ones that cracked me up . . . .